RE: Animal Conversation
I took my old dog to the vet, yesterday.
Every dog has its day
Oh yes, the vet was a Bitch
You let the cat out of the bag
Cat, huh, she was more like a wild tiger
He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount
Tigers are not allowed in the Donkey Derby
A tiger would not have a cat in hell's chance
Not when the Devil has the horn of a bull
The devil has become as useless as tits on a bull
What silly cow gave you that idea
A little bird told me
And you believe the old crow !
Did she tell me a cock-and-bull story?
Don't ask me, I'm staying quiet as a mouse, on that one.
I see you are not a stool pigeon
If I have much more booze, I'll be flying like a bird
Well don't get drunk on your ass
I do sometimes make a pig of myself
I have gone hog wild at times
Where ? at a ladies hen party
Yes but, I went stag