RE: More Short Jokesfor the average person coffee is supposed to stunt you're growth, but i'm already short and i never drank the stuff.
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RE: More Short JokesThe palms of my hands are not hairy.
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Post #4ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesHim: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?
Me : Me too, after you leave!!
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RE: More Short JokesMy ex had this one annoying habit...breathing
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Post #6ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesI used to have one night stands,but now they're more like laydowns.
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RE: More Short Jokessad to see you leave, but i love watching you walk away!!!
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Post #8ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesCustomer: "Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup". Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers".
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Post #9ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Short JokesWomen will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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RE: More Short JokesHim: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave for Office, what about you?Me : Me too, after you leave!!
I have started taking my wife to work with me,,,,,,,,,It means I don't have to to kiss her goodbye.
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RE: More Short JokesQ: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short"
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