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Confucious did not say:

"Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

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I can resist everything....except temptation.

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I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey....but then I turned myself around.

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I don't mean to brag, but l just put together a puzzle in one day and the box said 2-4 years!!!

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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew!!

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After a long and heated discussion... the toaster and I agreed that I'm not crazy.

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I'm not sure if l attract crazy...or if l make them that way.

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The quickest way to double your money... is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

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An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Never laugh at your wife's choices...you are one of them!!!

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