RE:Random thoughts and jokes

I just read this: " Security firm Splashdata, which every year compiles a list of the most common stolen passwords, found that '123456' was the most common password in 2017."
Am I the only one wondering how Splasdata got everyone's Passwords in the first place and what they might be doing with that information??

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RE:Random thoughts and jokes

I just read this: " Security firm Splashdata, which every year compiles a list of the most common stolen passwords, found that '123456' was the most common password in 2017."Am I the only one wondering how Splasdata got everyone's Passwords in the first place and what they might be doing with that information??

Yes indeed, what do they do with the information? They don't spend time on something, unless they're going to make money from it.
Also, it's unbelievable how stupid some people are when thinking of a password to use. I have installed many security alarms for customers over the past 30 years, and it's amazing how many use '1234' as their Entry Code.

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As we age........

...........it becomes increasingly important to keep the little bottles of ear drops and eye drops well separated. Even more important is keeping your toothpaste apart from the tube of back liniment. I speak from personal experience.

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...........it becomes increasingly important to keep the little bottles of ear drops and eye drops well separated. Even more important is keeping your toothpaste apart from the tube of back liniment. I speak from personal experience.

So true!

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Irish Blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,

.... but all men...are men!

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A California cosmetic surgery practice is opening a new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about 30 minutes.

... They are going to call the practice "Jiffy Boob."

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Did you hear about the young lady who was addicted to line dancing?
They put her in a two step program.

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Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.
He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.
The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed.He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new Suit.'
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new Suit.'
The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Joe tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new Underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'
The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36.
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your Testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.

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We know cunnilingus is grand,
But what I cannot understand,
Who was the first guy,
To give it a try...?
I think we should give him a hand!

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Sign at pond. "Frog parking only, all others will be toad"

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