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Sorry I missed your call, I took too long to answer because I was dancing to the ringtone.

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I'm not sure what my spirit animal is.. but I'm confident it has rabies.

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I'll be back in 5 minutes.... But if I'm not.... just read this again.

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What do people do with all the extra time that they save by typing K instead of OK?

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Re the "K" time-saver: You're a funny fukker - I'm still chuckling - the kids would probably call it a "dad joke" who cares? Brought a smile to my face, have a good one!

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A friend knows when to make you a drink and talk about things. A best friend knows went to hand you the bottle and shut up.

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Some things are better left unsaid...which l generally realize right after l have said them.

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I love how in scarey movies the person yells, Hello, as if the killer is going to answer, yeah, l'm in the kitchen.

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What do people do with all the extra time that they save by typing K instead of OK?

I save it all up over a 3 or 4 year period and then use it to check the pressure in my tires. But I do check my tire pressure more frequently than that with time I saved doing/not doing other things too.

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and laugh...then walk into a pole.

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