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The police sent me a picture of me speeding. So I sent them a picture of a check.

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It does not matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty... there is clearly room for more wine!

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I'll speak for everyone who reads your "Quote of the Day"!
Don't ever stop! We all look forward to them!
Congrats on 25 pages of quotes!!!

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Thanks Lee, It's fun to look for and find a funny quote or a good joke, everyone needs a good laugh.

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A snow day is only bad news if you forgot to run to the liquor store.

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amen

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Warning... After this winter, the first person to complain it's too hot this summer, will get punched!

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Amen!!

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Warning... After this winter, the first person to complain it's too hot this summer, will get punched!

From the reports of the temps up north, I would say "it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table".

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It's so cold out.... I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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