RE:In search of short jeans shorts... Impossible ?

I do have now a 514 cut up to the pockets, 4in inseam. Covers well. Little distressed.I was in the Chicago area a few weeks ago. And it took me some time to go to the grocery store with it.Was nice. Freeballing of course. Got some look, especially from two employees. Was late in the night, so no crowed.I broke a jeans during that trip and made it super short too. Barely 1in inseam. Cut the pockets.On the back its at the level of the pockets.While flaccid, its just covering. Of course seating offers a huge view. Was wondering if dressed with it going to the store I can be in trouble as long as everything is covered.Why I like short shorts ? You truly feel naked underneath. And you got the air running easily.You don't like the look of front pockets hanging out below the bottom of the shorts?I do and wish it would come back.

I guess if it was coming back I would.
First I truly wish short shorts are coming back for men. And not being perceived as feminine.
As a straight guy, people think your feminine or gay. Not that I care, but wish to be more free to wear it anywhere.

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RE:In search of short jeans shorts... Impossible ?

When men's shorts were much shorter than they are now, there were places they were not allowed or at least strongly discouraged, like mid level restaurants, churches, etc. Does anyone think that if men's shorts got much shorter again, there would be fewer places we could wear them?

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