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Sometimes l find a random screw lying around my house and l just assume it's from my life falling apart

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The most shocking thing about our human sex organs is that people are shocked by them.I neither designed nor made my body. I have neither cause for pride nor shame regarding its various features. I am not ashamed of my nose, fingers, or toes -- why should it be any different regarding my cock and balls.

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Doctor: I'm not really sure how to explain the cause of all your health problems, it could be the drinking..

Patient: that's ok doctor, I'll come some other time when you're sober.

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I see people my age mountain climbing and I'm here feeling good about getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Stop writing about me lmao

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Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love.... Unless you're in prison.

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Let me drink about it and get back to you.

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Life begins the moment you realize you don't have to prove shit to anyone.

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Being an adult is debating whether to keep a cardboard box because you know it's a really good box.

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The closest l ever got to a 4.0 in school....was my blood alcohol content.

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