Caught?
Not in public, but I was sunning nude in the back yard when I heard the lawn maintenance men arrive.
I quickly threw a the other side of the towel I was sitting on over my crotch.
I should have expected them since their usual day is Thursday and they weren't here.
This has happened to me twice ! I simply had to walk to the back door about 12 ft and up the stairs. I did not really have another option as I did not have a towel or shorts. Normal day is Thursday but they alter their days due to weather sometimes. They just kept the weed eaters going and I made an exit. It was kind of fun though. Im sure they have seen it all as they enter many backyards often in a day.
This has happened to me twice ! I simply had to walk to the back door about 12 ft and up the stairs. I did not really have another option as I did not have a towel or shorts. Normal day is Thursday but they alter their days due to weather sometimes. They just kept the weed eaters going and I made an exit. It was kind of fun though. Im sure they have seen it all as they enter many backyards often in a day.
Probably an occupational hazard (or fringe benefit) of doing lawn or pool maintenance.
I have two shower curtains that I draw together to privatize one of my carport spaces that look to the street. I was power washing naked one day to remove the light algae from the carport surface, machine drowning out any ambient noise. With my back to the shower curtains I finished to find a UPS, FedEx or Amazon package by the entrance door under the carport and never knew a delivery person had been there. Wonder what his thoughts were?
I came home from work last week and stripped naked in my garage as usual to get out of my work clothes and deposit them in the washer. While tinkering around in there for a few minutes, I heard my driveway alarm sound and I peeped out the door to see if it was another false alarm as usual whenever it's a little windy. To my surprise, I saw a vehicle. We very rarely get unannounced visitors. So I turned to get some shorts and didn't think to remove my Crocs before doning my shorts. Needless to say, they got hung up while trying to get my feet through the leg openings. My shorts were about thigh high when I noticed my neighbor. almost at a jogging speed, suddenly stop about ten feet away. I finished pulling my shorts up and told him I was trying to get dressed because I had been naked. I don't recall him saying anything about it, but he asked for my wife. She had failed to tell me that she had cooked dinner for his family and called him to come pick it up. This is the second encounter I've had with this neighbor in three days. The other encounter was when I had finished helping him with something at his house and left when he had an unexpected visitor. I went home and put on my crocheted shorts and began to spray weed killer in my yard. I don't believe anyone can see through these shorts unless they are close to me. I was about 75 yards from my house when I saw him pull into the driveway. He couldn't see me because of the trees and hedges so I stayed away hoping that he would leave although my garage door was wide open. After a few minutes, my wife arrived from work and drove right pass me without seeing me. I waited nervously for our neighbor to appear around the hedges because I figured she would tell him that I had to be out in the yard somewhere after she checked inside for me. Fortunately, I saw him backing out of the driveway a few minutes later. I'm not sure if he saw me but I acted like a squirrel when he drove pass me. I moved around the tree trying to hide from him as he passed.
I came home from work last week and stripped naked in my garage as usual to get out of my work clothes and deposit them in the washer. While tinkering around in there for a few minutes, I heard my driveway alarm sound and I peeped out the door to see if it was another false alarm as usual whenever it's a little windy. To my surprise, I saw a vehicle. We very rarely get unannounced visitors. So I turned to get some shorts and didn't think to remove my Crocs before doning my shorts. Needless to say, they got hung up while trying to get my feet through the leg openings. My shorts were about thigh high when I noticed my neighbor. almost at a jogging speed, suddenly stop about ten feet away. I finished pulling my shorts up and told him I was trying to get dressed because I had been naked. I don't recall him saying anything about it, but he asked for my wife. She had failed to tell me that she had cooked dinner for his family and called him to come pick it up. This is the second encounter I've had with this neighbor in three days. The other encounter was when I had finished helping him with something at his house and left when he had an unexpected visitor. I went home and put on my crocheted shorts and began to spray weed killer in my yard. I don't believe anyone can see through these shorts unless they are close to me. I was about 75 yards from my house when I saw him pull into the driveway. He couldn't see me because of the trees and hedges so I stayed away hoping that he would leave although my garage door was wide open. After a few minutes, my wife arrived from work and drove right pass me without seeing me. I waited nervously for our neighbor to appear around the hedges because I figured she would tell him that I had to be out in the yard somewhere after she checked inside for me. Fortunately, I saw him backing out of the driveway a few minutes later. I'm not sure if he saw me but I acted like a squirrel when he drove pass me. I moved around the tree trying to hide from him as he passed.
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