The Wisdom of Stevie Ray

First, I should clarify that Stevie Ray is my cat!
As I sit in my favorite recliner looking out at a dreary Sunday morning, I began to appreciate her intelligence!
We can learn much from our cats!

The Wisdom of Stevie Ray

Only a fool will walk through a puddle!
Squirrels are more fun to watch than to play with!
Sometimes you need to hang out in a private place so no one will bother you.
Feathers taste like S..t!
You only crap in a box if you're stupid!
Nothing is more relaxing than lying naked in the sun!
If you climb on the roof, make sure you have a way down!
When someone unwelcome gets in your space, sometimes just showing your fangs and claws is enough!
If you want something, ask.
Don't be afraid to show affection, just have an escape plan for when you've had enough.
Exploring is fun, even if you get full of cobwebs.
Wool is your best choice when you're cold.
It's good to know how to climb a tree, just in case!
Fetch? What is the sense in that?
There's nothing wrong with a little grass once in a while.
Sometimes you can entertain yourself.
Going where you're not allowed can be curiously satisfying.
Staying clean is a good thing.
Christmas decorations can be fun.
When you have a rug that slides, it brings out a bit of "Kramer" in everyone.
If you don't want it eaten, don't leave it on the counter.

FreeLee

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