They call it 'towel'. While sitting on it, any towel worth its weave has extra footage for such awakened-in-the-wanker moments, some unused portion of fabric to flip across that errant erection until its intrusiveness is less so.

I can hear the libertine response now. Why should I have to cover up its a natural thing I wasnt being sexual. Anyone who is offended is just being a prude.

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