Yup. There is a proverb in Russian, women should never fight with their spouse. They should either start crying or start undressing. Now this is very sexist but I don't want to win all battles, sometimes I just want to sign a peace treaty.
So look, you are a bit wet because I kept you waiting in the rain. But it's just water for crying out loud and if you keep your mouth shut your skin is water tight, ok? Plus, if I didn't spend those short 30 minutes making up I wouldn't be so sexy for you now, would I?
But no, I will neither cry nor start to undress, that's under my dignity. I have better and faster methods. Say I kneel and the moment I touch your zipper with my index... Indeed on a count of two... Miracle. A smile.
Oh is that all it takes ! Well I have been married for over 30 years. The wife does win all the arguments. But then I dont fight with her about them. Im not a verbal fighter! If you want to yell at me, you better leave the house. I dont deal with yelling!!
As for the reach for the zipper. Oh yeah, thats been done before. But it doesnt end the argument, but it does make me feel better. I mean thats for a release. But the argument is still there. I would not say that Im easy in anyway, but neither is the wife.
But I love her anyway she is my best friend.