The truth about me - Part 3

Ok guys and gals, thanks for your comments, here is the answer to my question.

No, I was never a sex worker, high or low end call girl. And the only thing I know about the profession comes from a small chapter I read in a book ten years ago about an educated elite escort who was happy with her choice of career. The book was called Freakonomics I think. On maybe it was in Superfreakonomics, both books quite fun albeit not very deep, written by a duo composed of a journalist and an economist.

Like with the Nana bot joke, I took it as a challenge to see whether I can use my morning coffee time to invent sufficient details to give texture to my story and make it credible. Just my morning brain gymnastics. From the reactions, it looks like it worked for half of you.

Of course, the secondary objective was to see whether I can tease and massage your brain nicely enough to get from you at least a half erection or two. Not sure whether this part was successful?

But hey. I made a poll and you asked for teasing. What did you expect, a story about Mother Theresa?

And then again... I could really be a most elite escort with her carnet full of famous people... Or why not, an AI-powered sex doll posing as a high end call girl... Now THAT would be a story!

Or of course I could be an 83 yo gent with a big belly and a bad breath. And to show how resourceful an 83 yo gent I am how about a challenge? You tell me what you want me to wear (what garments if any, what colour...) and what you wan me to do (TN friendly - posing, catwalking, dancing...) and I'll make a video tomorrow and post it, how about it? Should I also write TN say on my left boob? No, we need to preserve some mystery, I am a very resourceful 83 yo gentleman, but not that resourceful...

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SUPERB !!!

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Flora, I have no doubt about you... if you're really a 83 yo bad breathed, big belly bloke... then you have me fooled completely. I believe you to be a sassy, sexy, spontaneous, sumptuous, intelligent girl from France a speaker of many languages...

I just never thought you as a fembot nor a High Class Call Girl... though as I said your story was rich with texture, depth and meaning... with truths there somewhere... just not sure what bits...

I would love to see you dance, and I know there will be tuts of annoyance from my fellow ENL cohorts, but I wouldn't even mind if you were dressed while dancing!! I know hideous thought... and shame on me.. i know.. but hey what can i say... the thought of seeing you move would be enough (for me, anyway)... of course, please don't feel you have to be dressed...

Maybe still the fool... (?) Richie...

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As far as a video, I would like to see a slow walk through the ocean surf with your loose white shirt as it eventually disappears off in the wind. Thats not doable in the timeframe but it would be a fantastic scene. And, as an added note, I recalled the same Freakonomics story about the recently divorced former Texas cheerleader turned graphic artist that couldnt get any work. She changed her online advertisement to *Escort* and her webpage lit up. She had special memories of her first customer, a dentist, who taught her the ropes. I thought it was a great lesson in life, myself.

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So I offer to film a video at your instructions to prove a point and I expected something like "Please post a video dancing Lambada (yes, I am THAT old, I know what Lambada is and I can even dance it...) wearing only one red and one black shoe and a butt plug" and instead what do I get? A request for a fully dressed dance and one for a video where I lose my dress shirt in the ocean... (At this time of the year? That's not kind...) Or course, I can do that but I don't need to film anything, I must have that in my album...

But if nobody wants to play with me, nobody wants to play with me, I'll wrap up my toys... Because yes, I am also a bit disappointed that nobody wanted me as a present. Am I that old and ugly? And it's not because I don't charge for my services that I don't know how to please a man... or even a woman... I'm actually quite good at it..

Just joking, of course I'm still a virgin.

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So I offer to film a video at your instructions to prove a point and I expected something like "Please post a video dancing Lambada (yes, I am THAT old, I know what Lambada is and I can even dance it...) wearing only one red and one black shoe and a butt plug" and instead what do I get? A request for a fully dressed dance and one for a video where I lose my dress shirt in the ocean... (At this time of the year? That's not kind...) Or course, I can do that but I don't need to film anything, I must have that in my album...But if nobody wants to play with me, nobody wants to play with me, I'll wrap up my toys... Because yes, I am also a bit disappointed that nobody wanted me as a present. Am I that old and ugly? And it's not because I don't charge for my services that I don't know how to please a man... or even a woman... I'm actually quite good at it..Just joking, of course I'm still a virgin.

Fully dressed, dearest Flora, was an option! Just an option.. please do not think of that as instruction! Options are nice... gives you, well, options.

And dressed doesn't and didn't mean a frumpy plaid skirt and a shapeless jumper.! That's easily meaning one of your finest, and most gossamer dresses clearly and transparently err transparent...

And a tango... hmm do you dance a tango? Though i know... takes two... so they say.

Always offering options... Richie

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A request from somebody who's been enjoying the pictures and camaraderie here for a few, luscious weeks now ~

I see an indoor session in a starkly decorated apartment or room with natural, early morning or late afternoon lighting, the Van Halen song "Finish What You Started" playing not too loudly as background, or something else gyratable, your loveliness hidden only by a largish sheer shawl or scarf of silk or something else you find tactically-sensitizing, turning around and moving to the music as it works its magic on your mind, letting your parts and the fabric move across each other, your juicier parts only momentarily available to the mesmerized viewer, and let us also hear you talk or give a moan or grunt if you feel the mood - we have three senses available here and it would be beautiful to hear some of the noises your lucky husband hears when the two of you are getting busy with lusty love on your minds. Visual we see, aural we hear, the silk sliding between your legs you feel and we throb to, knowing you are allowing yourself to flow with the sounds and sensations, with the the room and your body warming enough that the scent of your excitement begins to permeate the space, your smell being a most potent aphrodisiac....if there was a way to incorporate taste mmmmm ~ I think you get the idea what our bodies would look like after a few luxurious seconds of seeing, hearing, and feeling that along with you. . . thank you for your beauty, inside, outside, upside down!

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Erm, how could I put it? Thanks but no thanks. I didn't ask what light to have, what sounds to make, what music to play etc. Just what to wear and whether to dance, model or catwalk to prove who I am. But the offer is off the table anyway seen the lack of interest. Then again, maybe you don't want to see the big belly of an 83 yo old bloke?

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Sorry for the offense - simply trying to set a mood which would tease me a bit more than only outfit and style of dance. I was late on the entry and should have kept my typing to myself. Regardless, I do thank the lively posters, especially Tallion.

For the record, I see a lot of older and rotund bellies at the dances by living at a nude resort, and I do like seeing them - though they are almost never dancing suggestively in sexy lingerie. That's a special treat!

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No offense taken, it's nice to describe your phantasms with such richness of details but too many for me to enact them.

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Now, on a scale of 1 to 10:
1. How realistic did you find my life story?
2. How erotic was it?

Moreover:
3. Which part(s) did you find (particularly) arousing?
4. Which part(s) did you find (particularly) boring?

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