Jamaican nude beach

A husband and wife are sunning themselves on a beach in the Caribbean when a vendor walks up to them selling sandals.
The Jamaican said to them, I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the stud that he thought he was.
The husband asked the man, How could sandals make you a sex freak?
The Jamaican replied, Just try dem on, Mon.
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over at the waist, yanked down his pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's waist.
The Jamaican began screaming, You got dem on de wrong feet!

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