Rubbers and a sleeping bag!

We had a guy join, way back when we just had a pay tab up, they would pay the full membership, then we would send them the gate combination, directions, alternate contact numbers, etc etc....

Way back when we used the Facebook private group page. He went over and joined that page.
So far so good............

Early spring when it was still cold and rainy, he posts on the Facebook page that he's heading out to the club. Couple people responded saying that there wouldn't be anybody out there because it's cold and rainy.....

I saw the dialogue and didn't comment because it looked like everything had been handled.

About a day later the new guy sends me a text saying that he's "heading out to the club", says he's "got a box of rubbers and a sleeping bag, does he need anything else?"

I thought he was being facetious. I told him it's cold and rainy, and he'd be up there alone. But if he wanted do it he'd have to either sleep in his vehicle or bring a tent....

He replied saying isn't there going to be any women out there? I told him no there's not going to be anybody up there. Then he says well "aren't you guys going to be up there? Or your wife?"

Then it hits me! He's serious about the condoms.

Now I'm a little bit irritated, and I said something to the effect: you already know that nobody's going to be up there, you asked it on Facebook and they answered. My wife doesn't go up there to get fucked and when other women are up there they are not going to respond well to a leg humper.

Then he says: "don't worry I know how to read a room"

My wife read through the dialogue and said: "he sure as hell didn't read this room well"......


I don't know if he ever actually did make it out here, ever. He sends a text every once in awhile asking about events or different things on the website. We have been putting him on all of the event invitation lists, we try to keep track of members from the past that never made it out, then give them free invitations to events. Sometimes they show up sometimes they don't.

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