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If you could be caught naked by someone who would be your top choice? It could be someone you personally know and would enjoy being seen
by, or could be by someone famous. There are no wrong answers other than " gee I don't know"

Mine would be with a former coworker / friend who has shared stories of his bare times and I have shared mine. But we have not been in a setting it was just the two of us . I think he would join me if we were able to find someplace.

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That's a hard one to answer but my immediate response is Jennifer Aniston because I've heard she has shown support for the nudist community and admitted to having visited some nudist venue. Can you imagine the stir it would create if we had a star with her level of gravitas floating around on a raft in our outdoor pool during the volleyball tournament weekend? I'm feeling tingly all over just thinking about it! And what would happen if "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith came on the radio around the same time, the song she did a striptease to in the silly movie "We're the Millers"? There'd be a lot of fellas turning onto their tummies in their lounge chairs all at once, and maybe a few women....but then of course she wouldn't have anything to strip off. This is getting too sexual but - we'd all follow her to the outdoor shower for the finale of that scene!

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It would have to be someone I know....sister in law comes to mind. She's come close a few times, but has never caught me fully naked. We live in the same small town, but she doesn't just pop over for a visit. One time she did pop over, but thought we were gone so didn't knock and then left. Another time I came up from the basement in underwear and she was there behind the door. If I had been naked .....

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My best friends wife. Its not that Ive got the hots for her. She just tries to be so proper and prudish that it would be be fun to put her in that position. There would be a lot of oh my s, but I know that she would actually enjoy it and would make sure she got a good look.

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My next door neighbor to my left. Or rather I would want confirmation that she has seen me.

Jennifer Aniston would be a good choice as would Bo Derek und Lynda Carter.

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Any of the prudish women who I meet on clothing-optional beaches and carefully pretend that I am not there while simultaneously carefully checking out my genitals.

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Any of the prudish women who I meet on clothing-optional beaches and carefully pretend that I am not there while simultaneously carefully checking out my genitals.

I can't understand why a woman someone might describe as prudish would be at a CO beach at all. Since the definition of prude is more often used to refer to someone who would eschew such a place altogether; a baring beach would be the last place someone like that would be found.

Maybe you're mistaking these looks you're getting. Maybe instead it is her annoyed expression upon feeling embarrassment because she can't help herself from taking another look to measure you up. It sounds as though this is a recurring problem. A little introspection may be in order if this is a common problem situation. Try to remember that every time you look back at her and she's looking at you, you are expressing more attention her way than is necessary or warranted or wanted. A healthier way to think of it and act is to find her re-glances as a compliment and quit looking. Nudists who cannot keep themselves from revisiting another beach goer over and over with glances will generally not be making friends.

Next time this happens to you - or better, before you let it happen (the offending recurring glances you receive) - smile, wave, or acknowledge the woman's annoyed or ignored reaction to your arrival with a slight nod of your head, then pick a spot on the sand too far away or at an angle which gives her no opportunity to see your penis, and force yourself to completely ignore her. Don't give her a second thought or looky-loo. This shows her some respect by letting her have the space she chose before you got there. And who knows, maybe that tactic will prompt a real interaction when she comes over to you and asks if you will help her with applying suntan lotion to her back. An assumed prude will sometimes lighten up when they come to learn that their usual MO isn't having the desired effect on other people they think they can manipulate with a withering glance. It's a stereotype, but some people only find attractive that which they are denied. And I would have nothing more to do with anyone who has that kind of mindset, I don't care how sweet she looks on the outside. On the other hand, damned right I'd thoroughly rub that lotion into her back!

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Wildwilly1 - The type of behaviour I described is not common but is very distinctive when seen.
There are quite a few prudish people who take holidays in clothing-optional locations on the Canary islands which is where I usually observe this behaviour.
I know of one case where a man took a family holiday at a hotel in the middle of the three-mile Grandes Playas clothing-optional beach at Corralejo and then asked the tour representative how he could avoid his children seeing naked men. (The question caused great hilarity amongst the Germans present.)
There was also a lady who vociferously complained about men who bent down to pick up their clothing on a clothing-optional beach that she was visiting.
These extreme examples simply exemplify the problems caused by the complete failure of the UK travel industry to mention the presence of clothing-optional locations in any of their sales literature.

I don't consciously make any movement of my head, eyes or body which could possibly be open to misinterpretation.
The usual scenario is that I'm laying reading (through darkened spectacles) next to my wife (and in a location chosen by my wife) when I glance up and notice this obvious behaviour on the part of a passing textile.
The first time I noticed this type of surreptitious checking out I was cycling naked through the dunes in a known clothing-optional location when I met two ladies coming the other way along the path.
In no instance I can remember was any of the behaviour which you are describing either possible or desirable.

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