I'm not originally from the US, but because of me sleeping naked in the dorms and on my apartments, when I would go home i would sleep naked.One time when I was home our maid (where I'm from everyone has them, I'm not rich) used to put away clothes when I'm asleep, and I remember one time I heard her walking in and I kinda woke up but not really and I remember she opened the door and came to the closet and it wasn't until she was standing there that she realized I was naked.I remember thinking to myself: I'm uncovered and my junk is showing in it's full form...She was definitely surprised and tried really hard not to make any sound not to wake me up.After I woke up I saw her and I was wearing sweat pants and a tee shirt and as we talked she kept looking at my crotch. The awkwardness went away a couple of days later but it was funny.
Another time, I had a girlfriend that her parents would allow us to share a bed when I was over.It was hot and her and I slept naked. She woke up early to go run son errands and I stayed asleep.Her mom and her shared clothes all the time so her mom walked in and saw me, just like my maid, in my full form.I pretended to continue asleep.
Later I woke up and her mom saw me and because we were friends, she says: are you wearing any underwear under those shorts? I paused and the she said: I walked in and to my surprise I see you butt naked and hard as a rock. I gasped and she laughed and said: if you are not wearing undies you're gonna poke through your shorts and will have a huge wet spot on them. She laughed and then I did too and for a while that was something her and I joked about between the two of us.

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