Naked Weed Whackers And Fry Cooks

This group is for fun. Jokes, memes, lists of inappropriate occupations for nudists, anecdotal stories, and funny pictures are all welcome.

Swim Suit

Do you know why they invented the two piece swim suit? To separate the meat from the dairy department.

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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry

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I took a girl out for our first date

I brought her to a 5 star restaurant. After we were seated she ordered Lobster, Primavera, biscotti for dessert and a bottle of their finest merlot. I said "Oh my god! Do your parents let you eat like this at home?" "No," she...

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An old man goes to a barber.

He asks for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old man to put it inside his cheek....

There once was a couple named Kelly

Who had to walk belly to belly Because in their haste They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly

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A guy buys a 200 acre ranch in the country

Shortly after he moves in, he's relaxing on his front porch when a pickup truck comes rambling down the one dirt road to his house and screeches to a halt in front of him. "Howdy neighbor!" the pickup driver says. "My name's...

Did you hear about the couple who mixed up...

All their windows fell out.

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I once dated a cross-eyed woman

I ended it when she started seeing someone on the side

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A minister, a priest and a rabbi

are debating whose religion is the one true religion. To settle this once for all, the priest suggests they all go out into the woods and convert a bear to their religion. Whoever converts a bear would be the deemed the winner. The three agree to...

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Your Mommas so fat

when we had a three way, I never even met the other guy.

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