Post #4322hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWife.....l'm Pissed!----Husband....Again or Still?
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Post #4332hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf a man says he will fix it, he will...there is no need remind him every 6 months
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Post #4342hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI used to date a girl who had a parrot, dam thing never shut up, but the parrot was cool though.
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Post #4352hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayPlease let me have 3 shots of Grey Goose, or would it be Grey Geese? What the hell, give me a flock of Vodka.
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Post #4362hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI asked my girlfriend to bring me a screwdriver, she asked me, Flathead, Phillips, or Vodka... And that was when l knew she was the one.
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Post #4372hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayJust bought some condoms and the casher asked if i needed a bag, l said No, she's not that ugly.
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Post #4382hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI finally found my girl friends G-Spot...Turns out it was in her sister the whole time.
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Post #4392hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWhile l sip my coffee in the morning, l think about all the people l'm going to piss off today, then l smile.
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Post #4402hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the daySince l found out make up sex was better than regular sex... now all l do is start shit.
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Post #4412hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayNo, you haven't gained that much weight during the quarantine, so keep your chin up..no the other one.
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