Todays Nude Joke

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What is the difference between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife?

During sex, a prostitute screams oh, give it to me you stallion!.

a mistress purrs oh my darling you are a fabulous lover

and a wife proclaims beige, I think Ill paint the ceiling beige.

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