Todays Nude Joke

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Bob was in trouble, he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed and told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.

The next morning the wife woke, looked out the window and saw a small gift wrapped box. She raced out and ripped open the box and found a brand new bathroom scale......................Bob has been missing since Friday.

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RE:Don't Forget

Haha! Where do you find these?!

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RE:Don't Forget

some of these are very old jokes that I remembered, but most are found on-line. Glad you are enjoying them.

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RE:Don't Forget

HAHAHA - nice one

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