Lady calls up police department:
"Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building."
Dispatcher:
"OK, we'll be right over, lady."
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer:
"Which way, lady?"
Lady:
"This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself."
Officer:
"Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man."
Lady:
"Oh, you have to look through this telescope."

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