Todays Nude Joke
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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore...
I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
What is the difference between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife? During sex, a prostitute screams oh, give it to me you stallion!. a mistress purrs oh my darling you are a fabulous lover and a wife proclaims beige, I think Ill paint the ceiling...
How did doctors cure the Invisible Man? Took him to the I.C.U.
A man approaches a woman on a nude beach and says, 'Do you know what I need right now?' The woman answers him: 'Yes, it's kind of obvious')
We screw in dirty sleeping bags
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when Im completely nude. With that,...
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself at his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the...
Heard this on TV yesterday. Morning, "I'll dress up and look good for our company." After dinner, "Will notice if I unbutton the waistband of my pants? Probably not, so I will do it and and be a little more comfortable."...
Went by one of my fave nudist resorts but I guess they're only open in summer. Sign read "Clothed for the Winter."