nudeyrudy_ya3734
Ranchopalosverdes, California US
- Man
- Single
- 55
- United States
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About nudeyrudy_ya3734
I love being free and naked I'd spend my whole life that way if I could society had really screwed it's self up with the mandatory clothing thing.
David Engelman - 55
- Gender
- Man
- Orientation
- Straight
- Height
- 5' 10"
- Weight
- 160
- Hometown
- Rancho Palos Verdes
- Education
- Religion
- Other
- Income Level
- 46k-60k
- Occupation
- Therapist/ boytoy
- Kids
- None yet
- Smokes
- Drinks
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- Gender
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- Height
- Weight
- Hometown
- Education
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- Kids
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Here for
- Dating
- Relationship
- Platonic Friends
- Networking
- Casual Acquaintances
Who I'd like to meet
Everyone then I'd hang with the ones I'd like the most. I tried I just like to be bossed around alot.wink.,wink
My Interests
When I was a kid I bought a tape whistle, but , I had to return it cause it didn't work nomatter how much I blew it.I was out of breath after awhile.Turns out ya can't tape the willing.
Movies
Oh boy! I don't think I've seen my favorite movie yet. I'll let you know.
Music
Boston is the only music on the planet.The rest is just palatable noise,right?
My Heroes
Myself, I mean ya gotta admit if I were any better I'd be worse cause I'd go full circle I'm so damn good,but I don't want to brag see for yourself.Experience Dave's world, it's awesome,it really is.You'd probably spend most of your time just catching your breath.Again I don't want to brag but,OK .Did you know that "David" is one of the first few words in the Bible? He slayed evil giants he was a king and spent all his time making love to all the women in his kingdom and the most beautiful ones 3..4..Even 5 times in a day.There is never enough time in the day. I'm an Aquarius which is pretty cool, I mean try and live without water right. Yes I'm a pretty awesome guy,I think the trick is not to try.Anyhow I think everybody should hang out with me every once in a while.I m sure they'd feel better about themselves and even the world fairly quickly.Oh and I have jokes I'd give you permanent laugh lines. And laugh lines look great on people,they overwrite the sad lines and sad lines look bad in my opinion nobody should have sad lines,but some people do. I haven't gotten to them yet. Sad lines and tan lines are also bad,not as bad as sad lines I get rid of them first.But tan line make us look silly ,like we were made from spare parts. It's a good thing I'm a therapist and an Aquarius. Everybody needs Dave therapy and they all need to be wet,it's the Dave way.So you see I have a lot to live up but I do it every day by not trying. Just don't get it to twisted and start accusing me of being like god in some other form.I keep telling people that I'm not god. I'm just his right hand man. You know what people typically do with their right hands and it's weird because everyone has to hide when they do it.I just don't get it ya know why they have to hide it. I'm not kidding either,it's not a bad thing,everyone does it ask a doctor but none can seem to give me a reason why they hide when they do it.Then there is other things I can't figure out,like how come when I eat those curators cheese balls every time my dick turns orange. I told my doctor and he just laughed at me. Well he felt better right? And all because I didn't try to make him feel better.Just being near me Dr.God felt slot better.He had no more chest pain and he was laughing,it was was good.Thats why I come to see him.By the way God doesn't think he's a doctor.Id send him a bill but I don't want to nullify the earlier results, besides I don't really need it.I manage to carve out a meager living,how could I not? I'm Dave It All just comes naturally.by not thing.Wow, there is sooo much good stuff inside me I'm surprised I don't actually overflow and spill,leaks or even squirt good stuff. So who's your HERO? Wait is it me? Go on you can tell me.any how that's the short answer. It's just so difficult to describe how dang good I am with just afew words.ya know we could have a contest,well never mind . After all I get got my own national holiday named after me . What more could I ask. Did you guys and gals want me to fill in this whole box cause I'm just getting started with the prologue. I have to cut corners but I can come back and finish the prologue a little later.Lets just dive into chapter one shall we? Oh boy ! You're in for a treat. I gotta tell you. If it wasn't for me I wouldn't even be here! But enough about me.Lets talkMore At 4:32 am on February 17,1968 In the Qween of angels hospitaabout l on alvarado street in Los Angeles CA. The best baby ever was born no that other one was just a precursor but close anyhow did you notice coincidental pattern let me point it out for you......."Qween of Angeles"...."..Los Angles". "David Engelman" There were Angeles EVERYWHERE ! Even The big "G" was there even little "j" was there helping to prepare my way. Lucy tried to come by and welcome me aboard earth but he just couldn't hang with big "G" . Hot and too cool, Up and down ,White and black, In and out,Creation and destruction The First Word The Last Word and some quiet mumblings ...So you finally get the picture I hope.Lucy left
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