Naked Weed Whackers and Fry Cooks

A husband and wife are sunning themselves on a beach in the Caribbean when a vendor walks up to them selling sandals. The Jamaican said to them, I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex. Well, the...

All you need for a Winnie the Pooh costume is a red T-shirt and some courage!

Being sensitive about both his lack of hair and missing limb, he writes an email to a costume vendor asking for ideas. Three days later he receives a parcel with the following letter: Dear Sir, Enclosed please find a Pirate's outfit. The spotted...

The nun has hope in her soul.

so he hires a recruiter gets him a job at a gas station. As part of the recruiters job, he's responsible for checking in on his placements so he goes to the gas station to talk to the owner. Recruiter: "How's the new hire doing?"...

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore...

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The...

They go off to Las Vegas for their honeymoon. They get settled in their room for their first night together. As he's getting ready to take off his robe, she says "Be gentle. It's my first time". He gets outraged, packs his stuff,...

I hired a blind hooker and asked for a handjob "Wow this is the biggest one l've ever handled" she said "Youre pulling my leg" I answered.

Nevermind, she's back. She just went to pee.