Naked Weed Whackers and Fry Cooks

are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she strips down,...

"Hi, my name is Ed." he says. "What's it short for?" she asks. Thoughtful, he looks down a moment, before answering, "I dunno, it's always been like that."

My wife bought me a shirt that says,Im a Nudist I havent worn it yet.

Tangenital

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The first woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm." A few...

and told me to show her a good time So I showed her a picture of my friends and I before we got married.

They say she did it out of habit.

The wife asks, "What would you do if I started smoking?" He replies, "Slow down and use some lube."

He was feeling cannelloni

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