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More Political Jokes

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

by ManOfWicklow Textile

A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.The
bartender says "hello Mr. President."

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Post #2 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.

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Post #3 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Donald Trump loves the "poorly educated" so much,if he's president there will be more of them than ever.

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Post #4 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

Donald Trump - the ultimate Political Joke

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Post #5 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Government would be great, if it wasn't full of politicians.

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Post #6 noodengr2Super Nudist

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by noodengr2Textile

KFC has a hildabeast special. Two large thighs two small breasts and 3 left wings.

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Post #7 noodengr2Super Nudist

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by noodengr2Textile

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea

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Post #8 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly
announced that he was switching to the
Democrats.
"I can't believe you're doing this."
said his friend. "For your entire life you've been a staunch
Republican."
"Why would you want to become a
Democrat now?"
"Because I'd rather it was one of
them that dies than one of us."

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Post #9 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Last night, Donald Trump said if he's elected, he will employ a 'deportation task force.' It's not really necessary, because if he's elected most people will probably leave voluntarily.

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