RE:LimericksA man who was very well built,
Was naked except for his kilt.
He was flouting the regs,
As he flaunted his legs,
And willed certain parts not to wilt.
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Post #13ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE:LimericksThere was a young Scotsman named Fisher
Who was fishing for fish in a fissure.
Then a cod, with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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RE:LimericksA bather whose clothing was strewed
By winds that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And unless we are wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.
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Post #15BillBowserButt NakedNot lewd, not crude, just nude. RE:LimericksA dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
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RE:LimericksThere once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
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RE:LimericksA nudist resort in Benaires
Took a midget in unawares
But he made members weep
For he just couldn't keep
His nose out of private affairs.
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RE:LimericksThere once was a man named Screwy Dick,
A man who was born with a spiral prick.
His life was spent in one long hunt
to find the girl with the spiral c#nt.
When he found her he dropped dead,
'cause that damn bitch had left hand thread!!!
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