I'm starting to miss people l don't even like.

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Love it!!

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Had a Episcopal priest tell me a joke a long time ago.
A beautiful young woman going topless was entering the church as the priest was greeting the parishioners at the door.
The priest stopped her and said she couldnt go in dressed like that.
She replied I have a perfect right.
He told her she has a perfect left also but she couldnt go in without a hat on.

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The past few weeks my housekeeping style is best described as.. there appears to have been a struggle

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My body is a Temple......an Ancient and Crumbling Temple and probaby cursed.

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Police need your help identifying robbery suspecthe was caught on surveillance camera but had removed his mask so no one could recognize him.

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Why the Hell are LED headlights legal? I'm glad you can see into the future with your bright ass headlights, but your blinding the rest of us.

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Ditto I hate them too

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If you see me out for a run, Please kill whatever the hell is chasing me.

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Note from wife...Hey Sweetie, was called to work, dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on...Love you xxx

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