Todays Nude Joke

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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

Movie review.

Here's my movie review on, The Wizard of Oz. A pre-teen brat disrespects her Uncle and Aunt who are raising her. She runs away to another country and immediately kills a woman and steals her shoes. She parties with a bunch of adult little...

A man moves into a nudist colony , , ,

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself at his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the...

words to songs.

Growing up half deaf I always had a hard time understanding the words to songs. Like the Beach Boys sang that song, Good Vibrator. I think the words went something like, She's using a good vibrator. I didn't know she was a masturbator. I...

suggestive quotes????????????

Baseball announcers sometimes make suggestive comments while announcing ball games. Here's a few: For switch hitters, And the batter swings both ways. There's no balls and two strikes on the batter. Or, There's three balls and no strikes...

Clothing on Thanksgiving

Heard this on TV yesterday. Morning, "I'll dress up and look good for our company." After dinner, "Will notice if I unbutton the waistband of my pants? Probably not, so I will do it and and be a little more comfortable."...

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Went by one of my fave nudist resorts but I guess they're only open in summer. Sign read "Clothed for the Winter."


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New President.

The President of Ikea has just been elected to be President of Sweden. It will take him about a week to put his Cabinet together!

old couple.

An old man asked his wife, 'Dear, have you ever cheated on me?' She replied, 'To be honest my love, yes. I cheated on you three times.' The old man was hurt badly. The wife said, 'If you let me explain why I did it, I think you...

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