If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you,
it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops,
it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you,
it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked,
it's Florida.

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