RE:BODY piercings

I waited until I was 46 to get my first tattoo. Then it was to have my nipples pierced. Then a PA. Then all sorts of other genital piercings. I live in a fairly conservative area of central Texas and found it somewhat difficult to find someone that was willing to do a penis tattoo. I've always wanted one, but I consider myself TOO old to get one now. I've always been a gauge whore that just had to keep stretching each of those piercings. I took my PA to a 00. My anatomy was such that the largest I could wear was a 0 gauge. The 00 would block my urethra and make it very uncomfortable to try and pee. My nipples are currently at a 0 gauge. I've had to start using very short barbells because the weight of circular barbells causes them to start migrating.

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