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RE: Old Farts

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isnt that an ironic time for a man to get those odds?

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RE: Old Farts

Old is whengoing bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

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RE: Old Farts

'OLD' IS WHEN..... yourwife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

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