RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.Ya gotta love the little cheating devils.
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Post #33ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.If you're going to have an affair, make sureit's with a married woman, then you don't have the responsibilty of bringing up the kids.
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Post #34ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.I asked the barmaid, " Can I give you a ring tomorrow "" Only if I can pick it " she replied.
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Post #35dicemanToplessTextile people say I'm not normal, I say..."Thank God"!!! RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.I asked the barmaid if I can have anything on the menu. She said yes so, I threw it on the floor in front of her and asked her totake one step foward.
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Post #36ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.I asked the barmaid if I can have anything on the menu. She said yes so, I threw it on the floor in front of her and asked her totake one step foward.
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, That's the best one I've heard for years.
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Post #37ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.If you're going to have an affair, make sureit's with a married woman, then you don't have the responsibilty of bringing up the kids.
THWACK!!!!!! (that's a big one, on top of your wife's beating!!! )
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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night?
A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and . . . .
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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you; you do not have to say yes, just smile.
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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Post #41ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.A pint of your best ale and what would you like me to cook for breakfast in the morning.
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