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RE: And The Barmaid Said:

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion

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RE: And The Barmaid Said:



I find that very insulting, you should get on the next flight to the UK, come to my house and apologise in person.
Please phone me first, so I can have the kettle on ready to make you a nice cup of tea.
MOW.

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Men are like.....Fires. They go out if unattended!

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Men are like magic lanterns- They need arubbing to be released.

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Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter.
No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless,
full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but
somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough.

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RE: And The Barmaid Said:

Violets are blue, Roses are red.
A couple of quick grunts and he wants to be fed

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'll pull something nice for you.

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Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

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Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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RE: And The Barmaid Said:

that's a lot of talk with the barmaid, i usually just order something, small talk, talk about current events or if the barmaid sings a karaoke song, give compliments


The title of the thread is "And The Barmaid SAID"

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