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Really Silly Jokes

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

by ManOfWicklow Textile

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens

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Post #2 thepowersTopless

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by thepowersTextile

Did you hear the one about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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Post #3 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Really Silly Jokes

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Should all married couples be frank and earnest, or should one of them be a woman.

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Post #4 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you a call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

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Post #5 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

A man with a huge grin approaches a priest.
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, he says. "Ive spent the week with seven beautiful women.
"Do not fret, my son, says the priest. "All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink the juice.
"Will that cleanse my sin from me?
"No, but itll wipe that stupid smile off your face.

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Post #6 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

I was going to make a joke about males in Queensland, but some menmay take it the wrong way.

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Post #7 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

You know you're still in good shape if you can touch your toes. Using your boobs doesn't count.

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Post #8 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, Relax you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, but another kept reminding me, Howard, you are a vet.

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