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Post #432 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: What's on your mind?

by thomasstierneyTextile

Politicians will be politicians.

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Post #433 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: What's on your mind?

by thomasstierneyTextile

I use to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.

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Post #434 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: What's on your mind?

by ManOfWicklowTextile

I have nothing against people, so long as I don't have to meet them.

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Post #435 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: What's on your mind?

by thomasstierneyTextile

My ex wanted to spice up our sex life. She suggested we pretend to be strangers.
I asked, Who do you want me to be? She replied, Anyone but you.

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Post #436 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: What's on your mind?

by thomasstierneyTextile

Scars are like tattoos with better stories.

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Post #437 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: What's on your mind?

by thomasstierneyTextile

I just realized I never heard anyone say, "He died in his nap."

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Post #438 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: What's on your mind?

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Why do we assume somebody died in their sleep ? Unless you are wacthing, you don't know if the person woke up and then died. The correct statement should be: he died in his bed.

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Post #439 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: What's on your mind?

by thomasstierneyTextile

Just don't die in your Mistress' bed

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Post #440 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: What's on your mind?

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Just don't die in your Mistress' bedA wealthy property developer I knew, did just that. He took his young secretary on a bussiness trip and suffered a fatal heart attack whilst making love to her. His wife soon got over the shock (with the help of all the millions left in the bank) I felt more sorry for the poor secretary,she lost her job.

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Post #441 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: What's on your mind?

by thomasstierneyTextile

I could use a secretary.

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