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RE: More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

There was a famous jockey that never lost a race.
When asked how he achieved this,he replied,
I whisper in the horse's ear:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Horses that lose are made into glue.

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Husband lookingin the mirrorsaid to his wife Honey look at this six pack.
Wife to husband The only six pack you ever had were the ones you pick up at the carry out

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He was so ugly that he once looked out the car window and got arrested for mooning.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are attractive!!!

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An amnesiac walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you today?" The amnesiac says, "I don't
know, I have trouble remembering things." The bartender says, "Like what?"

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I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.

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