When I was a teenager, on summer break anytime I was home alone I would be naked. The mail man would come every other day around the same time, and I would make sure to be out of sight, because he would come directly to our door which had a large window in it to drop the mail off and greet whoever was home (he was our mailman for years and knew everyone in the neighborhood). I would wait until he dropped off the mail then I would just shout HAVE A GOOD DAY!! when I thought he was far enough away he couldn't see me.

One time I was naked doing some chores, but I was listening to music on my I-pod and lost track of time. I remember walking with some laundry heading to the washing machine singing, dancing and being in my own world and at the corner of my eye I saw his shadow approaching the door, but it was too late hide or go anywhere all I heard was Hello....Oh damn sorry!! here's the mail, I didn't know.... I won't tell your mom, keep dancing! I just froze and busted out laughing lol from then he would announce his presence before he got to the door lol

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