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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?

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When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?

You didn't shoot it on the right person. Call me!!

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When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?

that made me laugh hard

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LOVE it. I'm going to use this one!!

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Found out two things today. 1. Kitchen sex can be wild and exciting. 2. The staff at McDonald's are quite narrow-minded.

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Just caught my penis in my zipper. God it hurts. No more zip up boots for me.

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Sorry l'm late. I got here as soon as l wanted too.

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Let's flip a coin.. Heads l get Tail.. Tails l get Head.

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Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567

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Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567

That does happen ;-) A garage sale was pretty well picked over, but got a new CAT turbocharger for a CAT 3116. Paid $15.00, sold it for $500 ;-) Off of Freecycle, I got a Onan generator for free :-) I hooked up a gas tank and battery, it started and runs fine :-0

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