Post #5022hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf anyone is alone with no one to spend Thanksgiving with please let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.
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Post #5032hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayNo matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face. Don't ask me how l know this.
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Post #5042hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWhat happens after you die..... Lots of things....... They just don't involve you.
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Post #5052hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI just got my first date of the Year lined up. I mean it's a court date, but it's still a date and I'm dressing up.
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Post #5062hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI went to the Doctor and found out l'm not Bipolar, apparently l'm just an Asshole.
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Post #5072hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayTwo of my friends have never met each other. Before they spoke, I told both of them that the other was a bit deaf. They shouted at each other for a few minutes before they realized I'm just an asshole.
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Post #5082hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayStop. Drop and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid...l really thought l'd be on fire alot more that this as an adult.
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Post #5092hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayGuy's.... if you're over 40...it's time to leave them young girls alone and get a woman who understands the signs of a stroke..
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RE:Quote of the dayI'm Fragile, but not like a flower, more like a bomb!
Youth and strength are no match for old age and treachery.
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Post #5112hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy wife and I decided we don't want to have children........ We will be telling them tonight at dinner.
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