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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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I think some things are better left unsaid ....and l usually think that right after l say it.

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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated..... She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated..... She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

If you make it to your appointment and it's successful. we won't be hearing from you anymore after the next 3 days.

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If you don't swear while driving.....you're not paying enough attention to the road.

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By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, l've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.

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By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, l've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.

LOL! Such is my life!

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Husband: l want you to have this bracelet Dear, it belonged to my grandmother.... Wife: why does it say Do Not Resuscitate.

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Doctor said if l have the vasectomy, l would't have any kids...had the op.... got home... and they're still here...

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hahahahaha maybe they'll be gone when you have it reversed after a day or two =)

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Doctor said if l have the vasectomy, l would't have any kids...had the op.... got home... and they're still here...

Oh hell, I just blew beer out my nose!!!

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