A Naked Woman Jumps into a New York Cab

The cabbie turns around and looks into the backseat, eyeing the woman up and down. The woman becomes offended. Whats the matter, youve never seen a naked woman before?
The cabbie faces forward again and says, No, its not that.
What is it then?
Maam, Im wondering where it is youre keeping the money to pay for this ride.

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