My wife found out Ive been going to prostitutes for sex

She was furious and yelled at me, "This is unbelievable! I can't believe you'd do such a thing!"
I tried to explain, "Come on honey, can you really blame me? I'm not exactly getting a lot of action from you."
She said, "Well that's your own damn fault, you never told me you were willing to pay for it."

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