RE: More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMANDThere was a famous jockey that never lost a race.
When asked how he achieved this,he replied,
I whisper in the horse's ear:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Horses that lose are made into glue.
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RE: More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMANDHusband lookingin the mirrorsaid to his wife Honey look at this six pack.
Wife to husband The only six pack you ever had were the ones you pick up at the carry out
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RE: More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMANDHe was so ugly that he once looked out the car window and got arrested for mooning.
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RE: More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMANDWomen will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are attractive!!!
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RE: More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMANDAn amnesiac walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you today?" The amnesiac says, "I don't
know, I have trouble remembering things." The bartender says, "Like what?"
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RE: More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMANDAnswering_Machine_Message
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
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