Since there is already a topic for the "Last thing you did nude..." it seemed unfair that there wasn't one for the first thing you did, so I thought to myself, "I'll fix that!"

I'll start:
Was born

I believe that this thread can be renamed "What was your first social nudist experience?"

Mine was at Blacks Beach in San Diego CA. I'll never forget the over whelming euphoria I experienced that day.

Since I could not get the local club to respond, I had a hotel party with about 10 folks. We eventually got into the local club.  That was about 10 yrs ago

Since there is already a topic for the "Last thing you did nude..." it seemed unfair that there wasn't one for the first thing you did, so I thought to myself, "I'll fix that!"

I'll start:
Was born

the thread has the wrong title, and suggest the OP changes it to something more appropriate

Okay, the number continues to rise of people who were in fact born clothed.

Cried and then tasted breast milk for the first time, but soon progressed onto beer.

 

Now, that's some funny shit lol

the thread has the wrong title, and suggest the OP changes it to something more appropriate

Um, maybe you're trying to make the thread into something it's not meant to be. This is not a "my first time at a nude beach" thread. Maybe it's just a thread to give you the chance to reply "was born" and that's all. 
It's just comedy. It's not useful. 

Whats wrong with a little humour in life?

Whats wrong with a little humour in life?

Nothing.  I started the thread.  The purpose was humor.