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What do you think are the chances that you will die naked? Morbid I know.

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When my dad was a kid in the deep country before mortuary services were universal, it was the practice that a group of men would gather - he was one of them, once, when the local grocer died - to wash and dress the bodies of male deceased, and women for the women - the gender precaution due to the nudity involved.

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Pacemakers have to be removed, which the mortuary will do. Doubtless not the neatest of surgeries...

Is there an aftermarket for used pacemakers? asking for a friend

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No idea. The mortuary did not discuss with us what happened to my dad's pacemaker after they took it out.

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Well not sure if I'll die naked, but already warned my wife that I want to be buried naked. They may cover me with flowers inside the coffin but not even underwear please!

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Well not sure if I'll die naked, but already warned my wife that I want to be buried naked. They may cover me with flowers inside the coffin but not even underwear please!

Might be better to have a closed casket.

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Morbid and turgid talk ahead - I seem to recall someone in the business I used to hang with mentioning that it is far from uncommon for a male's genitals to become and remain partially or fully erect postmortem, making an open casket nudist funeral rather, let's say, a tad more revealing than appropriate.
Many open casket funerals are only open from the waist up.

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Don't we all hope death comes quietly while we sleep in our beds? If so, no doubt most of us would be nude.

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Don't we all hope death comes quietly while we sleep in our beds? If so, no doubt most of us would be nude.

Yes, and after 90.

A strange joke I read.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
I don't want to die screaming in terror like the 3 passengers in his car.

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