I hate cold weather! Especially since . . . .

We got a new ultra high efficiency heat pump last spring.   The tech set up the programming and left.  Everything was good until it got cold.   I couldn`t figure out how to raise the temperature in the house.   Sleeping naked like all of us do, I wasn`t prepared for Thursday morning when the temperature dropped to the 40`s.  I woke up shivering.   I stumbled out to the hallway and spent the next 10 minutes trying to figure out how to override the programming and get the temperature in the house back into the 70`s.      Do the Obamanites think we want to bundle up in our free range, dye free, hemp lined organic long johns and suffer the cold in the interest of global warming?  NOPE!!!!!  I wanna be naked.  So I`m gonna crank up the heat pump until it`s nice and warm in my house and I can be comfortably nude.