During the last year I have attempted to make love to you 365 times .I have succeeded 36 times. This averages once every ten days.
In the following is a list of reasons why I did not succeed.
Its too hot 35 times
Its too cold 43 times
Iam too tired 19 times
Its too late 26 times
Its too early 19 times
Pretending to be asleep 35 times
Iam not in the mood 21 times
Ive just had my hair done 28 times
Is that all you think about 83 times
In the following is a list of reasons why I did not succeed.
Its too hot 35 times
Its too cold 43 times
Iam too tired 19 times
Its too late 26 times
Its too early 19 times
Pretending to be asleep 35 times
Iam not in the mood 21 times
Ive just had my hair done 28 times
Is that all you think about 83 times