What to do when you`re naked !?

Spent a day at White Thorn Lodge again Saturday. Several things going on, many of which I was unaware when I arrived. Got an early start. Rode the Ironhead ( see my photos ) an hour and 45 one  way to get there. Good ride, but a little chilly at speed that early. Attended the "discussion on the patio" about noon. Met some OK people, and chatted about nothing really. Gas mileage, why it`s all about politics and not anything "real" and nonsense like that.  Something to do when you`re naked !  Attended, watched and some minor participation, the "Red Neck Olympics" that day. Didn`t win but did participate in the road-kill toss. Watched the "Nascar" naked car race. ( a walking body paint thing, mostly, with pit crews, checking their "oil" and such )  Watched the fence-jumping contest. Now, considering that the "fences" were about 10 inches high, some of the "jumps" were quite creative.  Watched the spitting contest. One cute little red head ( about my age ) got serious about it. You could tell, when she kicked off her shoes. Since that was the ONLY thing she could take off, we KNEW she was serious ! Didn`t win, but watching the women in the spitting contest was fun ! Her husband was the guy with the gun, over-alls, coon skin hat, and the not-so-little little brown jug, with some real "shine" in it.  I didn`t stay for the cigarrett butt flicking contest, but did return in time for the end of the frozen T-shirt contest. One hot woman won that one.   :) ( now, how did he mean "hot" ? )  The baked potato pot-luck in the evening, followed by the bon-fire, was worth staying for. I guess I found out "what to do when you`re naked" !! Asked Virginia ( a naked woman ) what DOES one say to a naked woman ? ( I never saw the movie, but it seemed appropriately amusing at the time ) Left her somewhat perplexed, I`m happy to say ! I must have done something right, as one of her single friends did look me up the next day. That story remains to unfold, but will likely not be told here ! Some things, a gentleman keeps to himself.  Being a single guy, that`s ALWAYS flattering !  Nice ride back home late in the evening.